Grüns
Everything observed about gruns.co: 8 ad teardowns. Each is captured first-hand and dated; nothing here is taken from a third party.
Ad teardowns
8 ads paired with the page they clicked to, and rated, in The Handoff.
Eight teardowns, and they read as two accounts running under one name. The offer-led half is retargeting: up to 61% off, four free gifts, a Raspberry Lemonade last chance card at 52%, and a sale that has run long enough to behave like the list price rather than a discount. The cold half barely looks like advertising at all. A fake notes-app confession about travel constipation, a serif magazine card that withholds the nutrient it is teasing, a corporate apology that turns out to be an apology for under-selling fibre. What recurs across both halves is arithmetic. Each creative rests its whole case on one number, 6g of prebiotic fiber, 84% gut health, more fiber than two cups of broccoli, and the page it lands on reaches for a different number instead, so the reader has to re-argue the claim they arrived already holding.
Up to 61% off + 4 free gifts on Grüns right now, and here's why everyone's grabbing it.The ad frame asks "Did you know Grüns is running a Primetime Sale right now?" and the page does carry the discount through: a 61% OFF with FREE gifts badge on the pouch and a "Save 61% + Free Gifts" button.2026-08-19Partial
GLP-1's NEW BESTIEThe creative is headlined "GLP-1's NEW BESTIE" over four stats (84% gut health, 80% bowel regularity, 6g of prebiotic fiber, 21 vitamins & minerals) in green on yellow, with a single green gummy bear as the...2026-08-19Break
LOSE THE GUT, NOT YOUR METABOLISM.The hand-drawn bear on a treadmill under "LOSE THE GUT, NOT YOUR METABOLISM" lands on "7 benefits Men Losing Weight love about Grüns (besides the poops)", with a bench-press hero and the advertised Superfoods...2026-08-19Continuous
WE'RE SO SORRY!The "WE'RE SO SORRY!" static apologises for burying a fiber claim (as much prebiotic fiber as 12 cups of raw broccoli), shows the Superfoods Greens Gummies pouch, and closes on "up to 61% off + FREE gifts on...2026-08-19Partial
SORRY TO WHOEVER SEES THIS AND IT'S TOO LATE...The fake notes-app confession asks "You know that thing where travel completely destroys your digestion and you spend half your vacation backed up?" and the page answers with "6 Reasons Frequent Travelers Love...2026-08-19Continuous
One of the Most Common Mistakes People Make When Cutting CaloriesThe creative is a serif Wellness card headlined "One of the Most Common Mistakes People Make When Cutting Calories" over a dek that withholds the answer: "Eating fewer calories could leave you missing out this...2026-08-19Break
YES, THIS IS A "LAST CHANCE" AD.The static names the SKU in its own subhead: "YES, THIS IS A 'LAST CHANCE' AD." over "Because your favorite Raspberry Lemonade gummies are almost gone", with the pink pouch and a "GET 52% OFF" starburst.2026-08-19Break
POOP WEIGHT IS REAL"POOP WEIGHT IS REAL" runs over a balloon-bloated stomach with "6g of prebiotic fiber helps keep things moving" pointing at the green pouch.2026-08-19Continuous
Continuous: the click arrives intact. Partial: it arrives, but the reader has to do work the ad did not warn them about. Break: it does not arrive.
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